Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived in
the clouds.
Wait,
you can’t live in clouds. They’re not solid.
Shush, this is my story! Anyways, her name was Riley.
That’s
a boy’s name.
It’s unisex, be quiet. Continuing, she was a gorgeous,
smart, and talented princess. She had curly blond hair and silver eyes. People on
Earth said she was actually a fallen star, but that was just a rumor. Riley excelled
at everything her parents sent her from Earth because she learned almost
everything she knew by watching life on Earth. She learned how to play every
sport, speak every language, play every instrument, and even knew how to make sushi. Unfortunately, she had no friends. This was because-
Because
she lived in the clouds, right?
I said, this is my story. Shush. Her parents never told her
why she could not visit Earth, she just knew that they were her parents and
they knew what was best for her.
Wait,
is this girl supposed to be a teenager?
She’s fifteen, almost sixteen.
How unrealistic
is this?! What teenager just blindly follows what her parents tell her to do?
Will you be quiet?! The story isn’t done yet. The real
reason she was not allowed to go to Earth was because-
It’s a
curse, isn’t it?
You know what, I’m just not going to tell you any more of
the story. You don’t deserve it.
No,
please! Continue, it’s a great story. Pleeeeaaaaseeeee??
Fine. Yes, there was a curse put on their daughter by-
By a
witch, right?
No, by a magical bunny.
Haha,
that’s funny. Wait, you’re serious?
Yes. When she was a baby, a magical bunny cursed her and
said the moment her feet touched the Earth, she would die. So her parents put
her on a cloud. On her sixteenth birthday, she watched as her kingdom sent off
balloons to meet her. She tried to catch as many as she could. One was
different from the others. It was a bright orange in comparison to the stereotypical
pink. Princess Riley grabbed a hold of it. On the end was a note. It said “Look
down”.
Look down?
Really? What kind of message is that?
Shut up already! She looked down and saw a ravishing young
man.
Okay,
who says “ravishing”?
I do! He beckoned for her to join him. She shook her head sadly.
Through balloon messaging, they told each other who they were. The young man
was Prince Leslie-
Leslie
is a girl’s name.
It can be a boy’s name, too! He wanted to meet her, face to
face.
Ooh la
la!
I’m going to smack you. She told him that she would never be
allowed. Her parents knew best. The prince looked very sad at this news and
started to turn away.
I’m
sure he was just moving on to the next princess…
So she called for him to wait and jumped gracefully down to
Earth.
From a
cloud?
She’s very talented.
Where were
her parents during all of this? Shouldn’t they have stopped her?
They were busy eating her birthday cake. Anyways, as soon as
she landed, she collapsed. The prince caught her in his arms. Her parents came
running out of the palace, telling them what the true curse was.
Wow…
Princess Riley stared up at her prince lovingly-
Prince
Leslie *snicker*
-And in the last moment of desperation, the prince planted a
kiss on the princess’s mouth.
And they
all lived happily ever after. The end.
No. She died.
What?! She
can’t die! What kind of bed time story is that?!
Hey, magical rabbit curses are serious. There are no kissing
clauses. Her little feet touched the Earth. She died. The end.
… You’re
a horrible storyteller.
Good night, lowercase.
Just-
just go. You disappoint me.
Hey,
Backspace. Can you tell me a story?
THE END